…And then the Great Pumpkin jumped out of the car!!! Charlie Brown all ran home in shock and awe. When they told their parents all they said was “Wa-Wa-Wa-Waaa”

Anyways, here are photos of Ashley Tisdale looking like she just came out of a tanning booth accident gone wrong. What is up with girls tanning themselves orange in the middle of winter? Do they think that we won’t notice or just assume that they live in a part of the city that has a hole in the ozone layer that allows them to get summer time sun? Girls are crazy! Crazy!! They aren’t fooling me, and I say good day to you Ashley Tisdale and your fake orange flesh. Good Day!